i don’t know if you ever felt that way,
you’ll be excited about something when it’s presented to you,
but the novelty wears off when the time starts to approach.
for halloween,
my boss wants us all to dress up as a group.
the theme:

toy story

this wasn’t like a group vote.
we didn’t suggest it or even have a say.
it was came up to us and was like,
“this would be cool cause i saw this on social media so get a costume!“.

halloween is next week and i’m not really feeling it.
not only that…

not every ride on rih’s social media looks good.
i mean,
they’ll have bullet hole scars still be open for business.
as of late tho,
^this particular ride has me turnt TF out.
you know i love a handsome facial.

Foxhole,
look…

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i told khaleel garcia that i’d post something about him and never did.
oops,
my bad khaleel.
i’m always down to be scolded for being bad.
i was dealing with some stuff but guess what?

you’re up!

i didn’t know i had a foot fetish up until recently.
well,
that’s a teensy tinsey lie.
i used to love feet when i was younger,
but i also liked seeing people tied up.
i’m starting to wonder what i was exposed to when i was a kid.
anyhoo,
one of my fav F-BI sent me a picture of khaleel and ya know,
the fetish came rushing back.
hard…

i kid.
i kid.

its actually quite shocking the amount of people who have herpes at this moment.
they say over 50% of people have oral herpes,
but 1 in 8 people have genital herpes.
unlike other STDS,
you can catch herpes with a condom.
its important to tell folks your status before they sleep with you.
you hide it,
give someone something they didn’t ask for,
and the whole forest ends up knowing cause you got hit with a lawsuit.

sidebar: its like when DL hyenas hurt someone for telling their secret,
but now everyone ends up knowing the secret cause his dumb ass got arrested.

acting wolf,
travis cure,
allegedly gave someone herpes and is getting sued over it (via tmz)…

oh.
my.
Gawd.
so today,
i was randomly doom scrolling my IG exploring page and ^he came up.
it was a video of him walking a runway but it was how he walked:

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i was like,
“damn,
he just got up out the audience and walked like that?”.
i know there are some fashion shows happening rn,
and a lot of attentionistos post these kinds of “people staring at them” content,
but one of the Foxholers pulled me to the side and said…

lets say me and you are going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship,
just the two of us,
and we are going out of the country to paris for paris fashion week.
we are like good friends on the heavy.
a first class ticket to paris fashion week is,
around the lowest 3k to the highest,
which would be in the 7k ballpark.
i hit you up and say:

“hey!
pack up because we are going to paris fashion week”.

also,
i forgot to mention one crucial detail in this hypothetical story…